what do you do when your year-long honeymoon is over and you’re now just unemployed?

Posted on August 3rd, 2009 by jaimehotdish. Filed under uncategorized.


Well, let me tell you! Soooo much! You:

<em>assess the damage in your house (whaaaa?)...</em>

assess the damage in your house (whaaaa?)...


<em>take pictures of mouse nests and poopers (this is after our initial cleaning, btw)...</em>

take pictures of mouse nests and poopers (this is after our initial cleaning, btw)...


<em>pick cherries...</em>

pick cherries...


<em>and then jam it up (20 pints!)...</em>

and then jam it up (20 pints!)...


<em>go on a fancy riverboat cruise...</em>

go on a fancy riverboat cruise...


<em>more riverboat cruise (because your dad is a professional gambler and this is what the sweet comps get you)...</em>

more riverboat cruise (because your dad is a professional gambler and this is what the sweet comps get you)...


<em>and you stay in a ridiculous casino hotel suite that is 5 times bigger than the trailer you just spent 10 months in (thanks again, dad!)...</em>

and you stay in a ridiculous casino hotel suite that is 5 times bigger than the trailer you just spent 10 months in (thanks again, dad!)...


<em>you go tour local breweries with awesome peeps...</em>

you go tour local breweries with awesome peeps...


<em>remove directv that your lovely tenants left for you, including repairing holes through the walls of your house that you can stick your fist through...</em>

remove directv that your lovely tenants left for you, including repairing holes through the walls of your house that you can stick your fist through...


<em>travel to washington dc to surprise the bachelorette and dance with awesome girls...</em>

travel to washington dc to surprise the bachelorette and dance with awesome girls...


<em>and to visit your family, including your cute new niece...</em>

and to visit your family, including your cute new niece...


<em>and to eat crabs...</em>

and to eat crabs...

…and you bike and you go camping and you hang out with friends and you play softball all summer and only win one game but that’s ok because the dustin diamonds are the best team ever and you grill and you go out and you apply for jobs and before you know it, you’re off to Telluride to work for the remainder of the summer and you just hope hope hope you can find a job when you get home. That’s it in a nuttyshell!



34 Responses to “what do you do when your year-long honeymoon is over and you’re now just unemployed?”

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    Wishing you the best in your job hunting but in the mean time … it looks like you’re making the best of not working (minus those 1st 2 pics)

  2. UB Says:

    Yay for summertimefun! Sorry to miss Jacob in August but looking forward to seeing Jaime SOON! PS Jaimers if you would like a lift to the aerodrome, we are glad to take you, since that is our next stop after casa tua.

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